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		<title>M. Night Shyamalan</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[M. Night Shyamalan is to directors what Kevin Spacey is to actors.  Sure, The Sixth Sense wasn&#8217;t terrible, but it did mark the start of Shyamalan&#8217;s unsurpassed reign of snake-oil salesmanship.  From Unbreakable to The Village, Shyamalan has perfected the art of &#8220;film-as-vanity-project,&#8221; imbuing every scene he directs with an unwarranted, almost admirably pure egotism.  By the time I saw [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="pic" title="M. Night Shyamalan" style="width: 140px" alt="M. Night Shyamalan" src="http://cinephilia.com/images/shyamalan.jpg" align="right" />M. Night Shyamalan is to directors what Kevin Spacey is to actors.  Sure, <em>The Sixth Sense</em> wasn&#8217;t terrible, but it did mark the start of Shyamalan&#8217;s unsurpassed reign of snake-oil salesmanship.  From <em>Unbreakable </em>to <em>The Village</em>, Shyamalan has perfected the art of &#8220;film-as-vanity-project,&#8221; imbuing every scene he directs with an unwarranted, almost admirably pure egotism.  By the time I saw Adrian Brody dressed up like a Quaker flapping his arms like a retard, it was pretty clear to me that Shyamalan must be a horrible human being.</p>
<p>Needless to say, I derived a great deal of enjoyment from reading <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/10/books/10masl.html?ex=1152763200&#038;en=6153622463d419dd&#038;ei=5087%0A" target="_blank">Janet Maslin&#8217;s review</a> of Michael Baumberger&#8217;s new biography of Shyamalan.  It includes some priceless quotations, such as &#8220;Night&#8217;s shirt was half open — Tom Jones in his prime,&#8221; and &#8220;What kind of power could he have over me?,&#8221; which I imagine Baumberger delivering with a fist-shake towards the heavens.  And here&#8217;s a tasty passage that refers to Paul Giametti (the poor man&#8217;s Kevin Spacey, if that&#8217;s possible) when &#8220;Night&#8221; cast him in <em>Lady in the Water</em>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Night got a call from Paul Giamatti.</em></p>
<p><em>&#8221;Dude, I am so Lady,&#8221; Giamatti said. This was in March, five months before shooting was supposed to begin, an eon in moviemaking.</em></p>
<p><em>&#8221;Stop it,&#8221; Night said playfully.</em></p>
<p><em>&#8221;I&#8217;m telling ya — I am.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>Night didn&#8217;t need to ask Paul what had taken him so long. The thing was, he was in. And for a moment Night was healed.</em></p></blockquote>
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